when the woman behind me asked if i had a dog ?
what did she think i kept elephants ?
Well as i had nothing better to do i said NO , actually im starting the
winalot diet again , i probably shouldnt as even though i lost 2 stone
last time ,i ended up in the intensive care unit of my local hospital
with tubes coming out of every orifice .
I told her that essentially it was the perfect diet and the way it works
is you pack your pockets full of the winalot and every time you feel
hungry you just grab one and they satisfy the hunger ,the food is
nutritionally complete so i thought i would try it again .
Horified the woman asked me if i ended up in hospital because the
dog food poisoned me ?
No i said , i stepped off the pavement to sniff a dogs butt and i got hit
by a car .
i know .... it sould be in the joke section .... well i thought it was funny
YETI..
