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What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite stuck up his butt.....?
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Dead?
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scott02464 wrote:Dead?
Well of course he would be if it explodes, but no he's not called Dead.
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wombles :roll:

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Why would you want to call a monkey with a stick of dynamite stuck up his butt..........what if he lit it, you might get hurt..... :lol:
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turbo_billy wrote:Why would you want to call a monkey with a stick of dynamite stuck up his butt..........what if he lit it, you might get hurt..... :lol:

Good point, but as far as I am aware he doesn't have a light.
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What do you call a monkey with an unexploded stick of dynamite up it's butt hole, who doesn't have a light and who is not called dead?
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Image

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scott02464 wrote:Image
Close...

Or this could be a picture of Marty after a long day in the saddle... :lol:
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cybercarl wrote:wombles :roll:

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No, although it could be if he was sniffing it when it went off!
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cybercarl wrote:wombles :roll:

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That's one way of putting it ha!
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scott02464 wrote:
cybercarl wrote:wombles :roll:

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That's one way of putting it ha!
Where did you get that picture of Kev from? :lol:
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That's not very pleasant now is it Mr Mac. Please behave yourself or I may be forced to stwike you woughly centuwion. And a kick in the nuts often offends! :lol:
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Trevor......well if thats his name 8)
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