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Aperehensive!
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Baboom!!! :twisted:
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Baboons are a different type of Monkey. Back atcha kid!!!
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MacV2 wrote:What do you call a monkey with a stick of dynamite stuck up his butt.....?
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turbo_billy wrote:Baboom!!! :twisted:
Have a cigar that man! :thumbup:
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Kev L wrote:Baboons are a different type of Monkey. Back atcha kid!!!
Still a monkey brainbox.

Don't think I don't check my facts before posting Sir.

Known as ''old world monkeys'' the genus baboon has a long snout & no nerve endings in the fleshy pads on it's hind quarters. So sitting down is more comfy. (Maybe I could look into that, no not a baboons butt, but a way of removing nerve ending to make Storm saddles more comfy...hmmm pass me the soldering iron, I'll start buy burning them off, just need a test subject....what you doing tomorrow Kev? )
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MacV2 wrote:
Kev L wrote:Baboons are a different type of Monkey. Back atcha kid!!!
Still a monkey brainbox.

Don't think I don't check my facts before posting Sir.

Known as ''old world monkeys'' the genus baboon has a long snout & no nerve endings in the fleshy pads on it's hind quarters. So sitting down is more comfy. (Maybe I could look into that, no not a baboons butt, but a way of removing nerve ending to make Storm saddles more comfy...hmmm pass me the soldering iron, I'll start buy burning them off, just need a test subject....what you doing tomorrow Kev? )
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:D :clap:

that was a good thread Mac.............comedy, its all in the timing........can I suggest a 4 deg advancer :D
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tony.mon wrote:
MacV2 wrote:
Kev L wrote:Baboons are a different type of Monkey. Back atcha kid!!!
Still a monkey brainbox.

Don't think I don't check my facts before posting Sir.

Known as ''old world monkeys'' the genus baboon has a long snout & no nerve endings in the fleshy pads on it's hind quarters. So sitting down is more comfy. (Maybe I could look into that, no not a baboons butt, but a way of removing nerve ending to make Storm saddles more comfy...hmmm pass me the soldering iron, I'll start buy burning them off, just need a test subject....what you doing tomorrow Kev? )
Sounds like you're wanting a Mandrill.
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AMCQ46 wrote::D :clap:

that was a good thread Mac.............comedy, its all in the timing........can I suggest a 4 deg advancer :D
Why thank you. It's the way I type 'em. :lol:

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