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quick one.........

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Last time I went on holiday, I flew with BA.
It was terrible............................




...........He kept shouting "You crazy fool, I ain't getting on no
plane!"
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This is probibly the worst joke i've ever heard. I laughed my butt off :lol:
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RQ

Over the years I have been on this forum I have posted some complete shite, but that takes the biscuit!!!!

Keep up the good work :lol: :lol:
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Listen to him RQ, Iggy knows what he's talking about when it comes to shite.
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cupasoop wrote:Listen to him RQ, Iggy knows what he's talking about when it comes to shite.
I'm hurt, how could you say such a thing :cry:
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Come on then you two.
It seems like a gauntlet has been thrown down here.
Both of can post your worst jokes and everone else can judge who is the most sh!te. :D
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P.S Iggy, where have you been hiding?
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Pete.L wrote:
P.S Iggy, where have you been hiding?
Been a busy last couple of months, just to piss you all off, whilst the snow was falling here I was on a caribean cruise, also got engaged!!, pratting around with the people who are buying my house, trying to find another house, ripping the bonnie from together and making it go better and sound better, very busy at work, still commuting between here and london on weekends. Have you missed me????
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Hey Congrats on the engagement!!
Course we've missed the regular rubbish in the jokes section!!
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Congrats Iggy, seems to be a lot of it going about at the moment.
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engagement

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congrats iggy

my clutch got engaged....does that count? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Pete.L »

Nice one Iggy
Congratulations
Missed you???
Oh yes, The Joke board hasn't been the same without you :wink:
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Yup, congrats Iggy,

the jokes have been of a better class lately, time to lower the tone i would think. :wink:
cheerz

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