Four Storms.....

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Four Storms.....

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Four Storms go into a pub......

Black & Yellow head for the pool table, whilst Red heads for the bar.

''Good Evening Sir & what can I get you'' Says the barman...

''Evening, just a coke for me, as I'm designated rider tonight'' reply's Red, ''Also a pint of Guinness & a pint of Snakebite for the two herberts playing pool please. :beer: ..................................... Oh & a Pina Colada with an umbrella in it for old Bluey sitting in the corner on his own.

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Don't get it...
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OK here we go,

....Teal wasn't there as he was out wrinkling tarmac :wave:

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Furrybiker wrote:OK here we go,

....Teal wasn't there as he was out wrinkling tarmac :wave:

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scott02464 wrote:Don't get it...
Don't worry a blue one will be along in a minuet to defend it's honour....

But here is a clue....... :biker:
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MacV2 wrote:
scott02464 wrote:Don't get it...
Don't worry a blue one will be along in a minuet to defend it's honour....

But here is a clue....... :biker:
Mmmmm, mines blue ha ha
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Guinness yep I'll have 4 :-)
Then i will fall over .
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Sounds about right :thumbup:

Of course, 'ol Silver would've got bored waiting for the others to get there and had already gone on to the next pub :beer:
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Murv wrote:Sounds about right :thumbup:

Of course, 'ol Silver would've got bored waiting for the others to get there and had already gone on to the next pub :beer:
Silver wasn't invited Murv, the rest of them find him far too aloof for his own good, besides after a few pints Black probably would have punched him on the nose cone.

Yellow was round the back at this point laying in a pool of snakebite induced vomit.

Meanwhile we find blue still sitting on his own by the juke box with Wham & Celine Dion on repeat play..... :lol: :lol:
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PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap:

Those Blueies are so slow where are they. And don't those Pina Colada's have broken glasses :wink:

Nice one Mac I enjoyed that. :thumbup:

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+1 :clap: :clap: :clap:
I asume the cocktail "snakebite" refers to the red ones who can't make up their mind??
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They're all waiting for Mr Orange, but he can't decide if he wants to mix with the commoners...


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Still no Blueies. Now they are getting old looks like they can't rise :erection: to this thread. :lol: :lol:

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grumpyfrog wrote:+1 :clap: :clap: :clap:
I asume the cocktail "snakebite" refers to the red ones who can't make up their mind??
MM Guiness- nipping out to garage now :beer: :beer:
No Red was designated rider so was drinking carbonated overpriced water with some sugary gunk in it.

Snakebite as in larger & cider...blackcurrant is optional..... :sick:
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cliveyandrews wrote:They're all waiting for Mr Orange, but he can't decide if he wants to mix with the commoners...

Orange only mixes with water ask Mr Robbinsons.

Oh & also see comments re Mr Silver, thinking about it Silver---water---- bland & uninteresting......
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