Elton John goes into the doctors office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says "Elton, i'm not going To beat about the bush. you have HIV"
Elton is devasted "doc, what can i do?"
Doc says "Eat one sausage, one head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, ten Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of all bran cereal, and top it off with a litre of prune juice"
Elton ask "will that cure me Doc?"
doc says "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your butt is really for"
