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Winter stash

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Looks awfully lot like a VTR...

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I would say that nuts make excellent snack...

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Trainraider wrote:Looks awfully lot like a VTR...

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I would say that nuts make excellent snack...

(sorry if posting something already seen 15 years ago)
That's nuts!!

Although I think it's a VFR as the coolant expansion bottle is just in shot, that's where it is on the VFR.

The vtr is on the otherside nearly out of view :-)
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Looks more like someone's had a shite under your tank . :lol: :lol: :lol:
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If that's what your dumps look like you A) need to investigate a revised diet, B) need to seek medical assisstance, C) need to invest in a reinforced toilet for when you evacuate your bowels, it must be like a gatlin gun!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Although I think it's a VFR as the coolant expansion bottle is just in shot
And the frame os different, bar controls etc etc.

It's a secret squirrel bike :lol:

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I bet the owner went nuts when he discovered that lot! :lol:
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scott02464 wrote:I bet the owner went nuts when he discovered that lot! :lol:
Yes I bet he did, but they are not nuts they are acorns.....

More to the point what evil furry thing stashed them there & what other damage has it potentially done to the bike?

What makes a Rodent a Rodent is that the incisors top & bottom grow constantly & they have to gnaw on hard materials to keep them sharp. Wires & rubber trim are also fair game as they strip bits off to use as nesting.

So whose the culprit here?

Mice don't stash food like in the picture & as they crap everywhere & no droppings are visible I doubt its Mr Mouse.

Squirrels do stash food & will nibble the top of the acorn off before burying it to stop it germinating, but all those in the picture appear to be completely empty. However I doubt a squirrel would stash food in this fashion so that counts out Mr Fluffy Tail.

Rat's do stash food & looking at the damage to the acorn shells it's looking like Mr Rat is the chief suspect.

However from the photo we cant be sure 100% where in the world this has taken place so it could be some other species of Rodent.

My money is on a member of the Rat family.......Sid Stasher or possibly Frankie ''The Nibbler'' Nibbs.

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Good process of elimination there Macster. Didn't know about the squirrels biting them to stop the germination.

Thanks for the lesson :thumbup: Now go do something useful like catching dirty vermin rats. :lol: :lol:

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Please get back to the TOPIC :lol:
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AMCQ46 wrote:Please get back to the TOPIC :lol:
That's NUTS Al...
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There was a case of a part of a mouse found in a Topic, I saw a photo of it when I was doing my Pest Control training. He had been feeding on the hazelnuts in the warehouse ended up going through the whole process ending up in someone's snack!!

Can't find the pic on line but have this to make you enjoy your sandwich with......

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MacV2 wrote:There was a case of a part of a mouse found in a Topic, I saw a photo of it when I was doing my Pest Control training. He had been feeding on the hazelnuts in the warehouse ended up going through the whole process ending up in someone's snack!!

Can't find the pic on line but have this to make you enjoy your sandwich with......
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AAhh the famous Isle of Grain sandwich there. Or is that Mac between two fat birds on a Saturday night??
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cybercarl wrote:Good process of elimination there Macster. Didn't know about the squirrels biting them to stop the germination.

Thanks for the lesson :thumbup: Now go do something useful like catching dirty vermin rats. :lol: :lol:

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I have just done a check on VIN number and it is a 2002 VFR800 manufactured in Japan, but does not say where it was shipped to.

http://www.motoverse.com/tools/vinDecoder.asp
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bazza696 wrote:I have just done a check on VIN number and it is a 2002 VFR800 manufactured in Japan, but does not say where it was shipped to.

http://www.motoverse.com/tools/vinDecoder.asp
Looks like a loaf of medium sliced white to me.....

British Bakeries, Hovis or Mothers Pride or even some own brand supermarket loaf....Probably from Forest Gate or Erith bakery.

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