In a moment of mischievous light-heartedness, I gently removed my wife's tampon while she was asleep and replaced it with a party popper and left the string hanging down.
She has no sense of humour, that woman!
No sense of humour, that woman!
No sense of humour, that woman!
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Re: No sense of humour, that woman!
Probably the best 'bang' she's ever hadgeodude wrote:In a moment of mischievous light-heartedness, I gently removed my wife's tampon while she was asleep and replaced it with a party popper and left the string hanging down.
She has no sense of humour, that woman!
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Re: No sense of humour, that woman!
Rob wrote:Probably the best 'bang' she's ever hadgeodude wrote:In a moment of mischievous light-heartedness, I gently removed my wife's tampon while she was asleep and replaced it with a party popper and left the string hanging down.
She has no sense of humour, that woman!
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Re: No sense of humour, that woman!
Try this at boring Christmas meals:
Take six Party Poppers.
Carefully take apart five of them, removing the explosive paper roll and string. Cut the string off, leaving just the little white roll.
Now strip the sixth one, carefully, as you'll want to reassemble it afterwards. LEAVE THE EXPLOSIVE ROLL AND STRING IN PLACE, also leave the string attached to it's handle with the little paper band, so it looks normal.
Remove the streamers and both cardboard discs.
Using tweezers, or by poking the little rolls under a fingernail leaving them extending forward of the end of your finger (sounds daft, but works) insert the spare explosive rolls around the original one.
There's room for five at least, sometimes a sixth can be persuaded in.
Now repack the cardboard discs and streamers.
Place the doctored one back in a bag of streamers and offer them round.
No-one will be injured by this, it goes off with a much bigger bang than a normal one but apart from surprise the lucky recipient won't lose a finger.
And if you leave out the cardboard and streamers, they can be packed with a Brussel sprout, stuffing or even Christmas pudding.
But don't aim them at anyone.
TRUE STORY-
Years ago I did this in a restaurant, loaded one with pudding at blasted the ceiling, where it stuck.
When we went back the following year to book again, the new owners proudly showed us round the restaurant that had recently been redecorated.
Surreptitiously looking up, we saw that they'd painted over the pudding shrapnel from the previous year.
We booked somewhere else, couldn't keep a straight face
Take six Party Poppers.
Carefully take apart five of them, removing the explosive paper roll and string. Cut the string off, leaving just the little white roll.
Now strip the sixth one, carefully, as you'll want to reassemble it afterwards. LEAVE THE EXPLOSIVE ROLL AND STRING IN PLACE, also leave the string attached to it's handle with the little paper band, so it looks normal.
Remove the streamers and both cardboard discs.
Using tweezers, or by poking the little rolls under a fingernail leaving them extending forward of the end of your finger (sounds daft, but works) insert the spare explosive rolls around the original one.
There's room for five at least, sometimes a sixth can be persuaded in.
Now repack the cardboard discs and streamers.
Place the doctored one back in a bag of streamers and offer them round.
No-one will be injured by this, it goes off with a much bigger bang than a normal one but apart from surprise the lucky recipient won't lose a finger.
And if you leave out the cardboard and streamers, they can be packed with a Brussel sprout, stuffing or even Christmas pudding.
But don't aim them at anyone.
TRUE STORY-
Years ago I did this in a restaurant, loaded one with pudding at blasted the ceiling, where it stuck.
When we went back the following year to book again, the new owners proudly showed us round the restaurant that had recently been redecorated.
Surreptitiously looking up, we saw that they'd painted over the pudding shrapnel from the previous year.
We booked somewhere else, couldn't keep a straight face
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Re: No sense of humour, that woman!
Lazy decorators.(:-})
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Re: No sense of humour, that woman!
a packet of snaps work well in the party poppers to .
snaps are the little sperm like bangers you get from the paper shop in a little box
snaps are the little sperm like bangers you get from the paper shop in a little box