Friday joke 3

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iggy1966
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Friday joke 3

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The cop asked to see the blonde's driving license. She dug through her
handbag and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied "It's square and it has your picture on it".
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to
the policewoman. "Here it is", she said.

The blonde policewoman looked at the mirror, then handed it back and said,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop".
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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