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SEX with your wife - Legal & General

SEX with your future wife - Mutual Trust

SEX with your secretary - Employers Liability

SEX with a prostitute - Commercial Union

SEX on the telephone - Direct Line

SEX with your biographer - Quote Me Happy

SEX in a hurry - Insure & Go

SEX with your boyfriend - Standard Life

SEX with a transvestite - Confused.com

SEX with someone different - Go Compare.com

SEX with an animal - Compare the Meerkat.com

SEX with a fat bird - More Than

SEX on the back seat - Sheila's Wheels

SEX with an oap - Saga

SEX with a posh bird - Privilege.com

SEX with a sheep - Farmers Union
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there is a theme linking your last 2 posts here, is mrs Lloydid witholding marital obligations? :lol:
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AMCQ46 wrote:there is a theme linking your last 2 posts here, is mrs Lloydid witholding marital obligations? :lol:
Yes :-( lol
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thank god for the internet :lol:
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"Obligations "she don't see at as that :-(
Internet can only do so much .
I think a trip to Wales is in order !!
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:sheep shagger: :roll:

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Lloydie you will end up like Glen Quagmire! -

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My hero lol
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My hero lol
There is a similar resemblance. :lol:

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