the barman does and watches as the guy hurriedly knocks back 9 of the drinks.
he pauses with the 10th glass in his hand and takes a deep breath, as he does the barman asks, "What's the rush, why are you drinking so fast?"
the guy replies, "You'd drink fast if you had what I have."
"Oh" replies the barman, "What have you got?"
"25p" the guy replies,

