Bad friday joke

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iggy1966
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Bad friday joke

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I was in a pub yesterday and the cigarette machine
said "You smell and you're ugly"
Then I heard a voice coming from a nearby plate
of peanuts saying "You're a very handsome young man"
Turns out the cigarette machine was out of order
and the nuts were complimentary.
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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tony.wilde1
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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RAINMAKER
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Post by RAINMAKER »

I think you need help ! :D
it may be clever, but its not big.
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