train ticket

[lloydie]

taken from another forum




Three men and three women are travelling by train to a football match.


At the station, the three women each buy a ticket and watch as the three men buy just one ticket between them.


'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket ?' asks one of the women.


'Watch and learn,' answers one of the men.


They all board the train. The three women take their respective seats but all the men cram into a toilet together and close the door.


Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.


He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please.' The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.


The women see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the
game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money.


When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but
see, to their astonishment, that the three men don't buy a ticket at all!!


'How are you going to travel without a ticket ?' says one perplexed woman.


'Watch and learn,' answer the men..


When they board the train, the three women cram themselves into a toilet, and afterwards the
men cram into the adjacent toilet.


Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the men leaves his toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the women are hiding.


The man knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.'


I'm still trying to figure out why women ever think they are smarter than men

[seb421]

That's brilliant buddy!

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[agentpineapple]

f-ing quality is that lloydie..........