St Peter and God were having a chat and St Peter said. "You know what God? We've been doing this job for eternity without a break, I think its time we had a holiday."
God agreed and they thought about where they should go. "I know," Said God. "Why dont we go to Venus?"
St Peter shook his head. " Too hot in the day time, too cold in the evening and the beer is terrible. Why not Earth. That seems a good place this time of year?"
God said "Bugger that, Last time I went there I got some tart pregnant and they are still talking about it!"
Holy Holiday
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pinkyfloyd
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Holy Holiday
And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
History:....CZ125....RXS100.....Lifan LF125-14F.....Suzuki GSXR750
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History:....CZ125....RXS100.....Lifan LF125-14F.....Suzuki GSXR750
Current:...1999 VTR FIRESTORM!
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lloydie
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Re: Holy Holiday
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