>
>She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how To
>count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to
>me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! That's good, innit?"
>
>"Yes darling, very good."
>"Is that because I'm blonde?"
>"Yes darling, it's because you're blonde."
>
>Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy,
>Today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went
>as Far as D, but listen to me: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K! That's
>good, innit?"
>
>"Yes darling, very good."
>"Is that because I'm blonde, mummy?"
>"Yes darling it's because you're blonde."
>
>Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went
>swimming, and well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at
>me!"
>
>She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D hooters at her mum. "Is That
>
>because I'm blonde, mummy?"
>
>Her mother replied, "No darling, it's because you're 25."
