Ah Chris, you young grasshopper, with time you will also learn to kick RQ when he's down

ha ha ha! He's almost in the rozzers, and when that ba*tard gets into the traffic corps I'm f**ked!!
He had literally left the house about 5 minutes and I get the call....
He stopped at the local garage near me, stuck the bike up on the centre stand and there was this big gap in the concrete on the forecourt - bike just toppled away from him, no way you'd hold that yoke! We taped up the mirror best we could and he went home on the Monday - long way to drive with no screen!!!