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Bugger! Try this..... :biggrin ,....It's called a "Newtons Cradle" as if ya didn't know!!

http://www.jimduvall.com/sites/default/ ... cradle.jpg
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There's a suspension flogging rack design in pdf format on the same site http://www.jimduvall.com/resources Looks like it would be good to use for VTR's :thumbup:

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i could do with tow of them 8)
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cybercarl wrote:There's a suspension flogging rack design in pdf format on the same site http://www.jimduvall.com/resources Looks like it would be good to use for VTR's :thumbup:

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Why would you want to flog your VTR Carl ?

Has it been naughty again ?

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Well instead of flogging it I was thinking of hanging it. :roll: And with my new polish fetish it might give me the chance to get into deeper holes. :lol:

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cybercarl wrote: get into deeper holes. :lol:

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There's a distinct air of perversion creeping over this forum.

Your all very sick people.

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MacV2 wrote:There's a distinct air of perversion creeping over this forum.

Your all very sick people.

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Ahem.....Not disgusting at all!!!!.....It's "Erotic Art" old boy :biggrin
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Might need a bigger desk, but that is now on my bucket list :lol: :D
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AMCQ46 wrote:Might need a bigger desk, but that is now on my bucket list :lol: :D
Not a bad addition to a "Bucket List" that one! :biggrin :thumbup:
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There was one of these in my loft when I moved in,,maybe I should look in the trapdoor in the kitchen floor.. :think:
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You have the London dungeon in your loft 8O Have a search around for some bones as well. :biggrin

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