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lloydie
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impossibilities

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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1. YOU can't count your hair
2. YOU can't wash your eyes with soap
3. YOU can't breathe when your tongue is out







Put your tongue back in fool.




10 Things I know about you...

1) YOU are reading this
2) YOU are human.
3) YOU can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) YOU just attempted to do it
6) YOU are laughing inwardly at yourself
7) YOU have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) YOU just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) YOU laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it
too.
10) YOU are probably going to send this to see who else falls for
it

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in
the "Idiot" category.








taken from honda forum
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turbo_billy
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Re: impossibilities

Post by turbo_billy »

You are definitely not alone..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
.....and yes, it is on it`s way to another idiot :thumbup:
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