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Swimming baths

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I was in the swimming baths today when i decided to have a quick piss in the deep end. The life gaurd must have seen me coz he blew his whistle so loud i almost fell in!!! :redface :oops:
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lol,
thanks for that, it cheered up an otherwise grim day at work
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denisblackvtr wrote:I was in the swimming baths today when i decided to have a quick piss in the deep end. The life gaurd must have seen me coz he blew his whistle so loud i almost fell in!!! :redface :oops:
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:lol: you might as well coz everybody dose 8O
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lloydiecbr wrote::lol: you might as well coz everybody dose 8O
Just because you do something it doesn't mean it's the social norm :lol:
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I think they put something in the swimming pool water that shows up like a dye if you piss in it these days. When I used to go Scuba diving one of the most enjoyable things was reliving yourself in the wetsuit. Keeps you warm :lol:

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nope no die in cov baths :oops: :sick: :p
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cybercarl wrote:one of the most enjoyable things was reliving yourself in the wetsuit. Keeps you warm :lol:
If anything has scared me off from going to a future ride or event... It's that comment :lol:
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Virt, this is the behaviour that your fellow BLACK storm riders find normal. you will find that after they initiate you it will all become normal for you too. :lol:
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AMCQ46 wrote:Virt, this is the behaviour that your fellow BLACK storm riders find normal. you will find that after they initiate you it will all become normal for you too. :lol:
I got really confused there because of the capitals.. Thought you were implying something else 8O :lol: oh well. I'm sure I can resist :D
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Cyber used to wa*k in his wetsuit.....wtf :Thinking:
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edds11 wrote:Cyber used to wa*k in his wetsuit.....wtf :Thinking:
WALK ???? i thought they were used for diving or surfing :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What have I started.

Dive Stony Cove in winter without a drysuit and then you will understand. :)
It's fish food. :lol: I had my first Cob there as well WTF happened to rolls :roll:

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