Full Body Scan reports at the Airports
The T.S.A. disclosed the official Airport Screening Results:
DECEMBER 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3
Unusual advisory physical deformities requiring
passenger clarification and advice or immediate clinical procedures
14
Concealed prohibited articles to include narcotics , liquids and weapons
designed or adapted to maim or cause injury to persons.
243
prohibited fauna or flora items as defined under US laws.
109
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