Crap Joke #104

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Crap Joke #104

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I was caught stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.





















I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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OK OK I'll pick me cape up on the way out...
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always funny :thumbup: :clap: :Banned:
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1 ha ha ha 2 ha ha ha

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That one wasn't actually toooo bad Mac :lol:
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Murv wrote:That one wasn't actually toooo bad Mac :lol:
Why thank you kind Sir.

Try this one for size...





















I was walking by the fridge last night and I swore I could hear an onion singing a Bee Gees song. Turns out it was just the chives talking.





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oh fer ferks sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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Kev L wrote:oh fer ferks sake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Wait there's more...






Best read in thick Austrian accent...















Arnold Schwarzenegger didn’t get any Easter eggs this year. His wife asked him “Does this mean you hate Easter now, Arnie?”
He replied “Ah still love Easter baby”.
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:Gun:
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And normal service is resumed...








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In waiting for "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes come on mac
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lloydiecbr wrote:In waiting for "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes come on mac
It will be a few Months working up to those at this rate :wink:
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lloydiecbr wrote:In waiting for "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes come on mac
He didn't, he was waiting for the Horse...
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Murv wrote:
lloydiecbr wrote:In waiting for "why did the chicken cross the road" jokes come on mac
It will be a few Months working up to those at this rate :wink:

That's a challenge I cant ignore...


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ok,
why?
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Re: Crap Joke #104

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cos Colonel Sanders was chasing it........ :D
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