Crap Joke # 103 FAO T.Mons esq

[MacV2]

Chicken Joke specially for Tony.













There was bad news this week as I was forced to shut down my dating agency for lesbian chickens.























I was struggling to make hens meet.






BaBoomCluck.....

[tony.mon]

back atcha:

Mrs Earwig hatched 26 children, and to save having to think up names and remember them, she just used the letters of the alphabet.
One day a football was kicked through the greenhouse window.
She lined them all up, and asked who did it?

As one, they said:










"Earwig O, Earwig, O, Earwig O........." (continue until bored)

[MacV2]

Ahhh a good come back Mr Mons.

You see I know these joke are crap, hence the strap line, but at least your trying not just groaning !

I'll see your Dermaptera based joshing & raise it with a fine Gastopda based Crap Joke...


You ready ?









It's a good one...













My racing snail hadn’t been performing well, so I decided to remove its shell.













I don’t think it worked though – if anything, it’s more sluggish.

[lloydie]

what can i say im easily pleased

[AMCQ46]

That made me smile

[tony.mon]

Where are the biggest curries made?















Baltimore......

[MacV2]

What banned weapon can you use to kill slugs?






























A salt rifle.

[tony.mon]

What banned weapon can you use to kill slugs?

A salt rifle.

Does peppering them with buckshot not work, then?

[MacV2]

What banned weapon can you use to kill slugs?

A salt rifle.

Does peppering them with buckshot not work, then?

Depends on the range Tony, bird shot may be more affective with a wider spread over the same distance.

Hope that helps.

[tony.mon]

What banned weapon can you use to kill slugs?

A salt rifle.

Does peppering them with buckshot not work, then?

Depends on the range Tony, bird shot may be more affective with a wider spread over the same distance.

Hope that helps.

As far as I can tell it's a rifle range.