Crap Joke #105

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Crap Joke #105

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Norris is looking at a car outside Kev's garage.
He shouts to Tyrone 'has this speedo been clocked?'
Ty- 'Has he - the police have got him on nineteen charges!'
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What's this topical joke of the day. The sad thing is he's not even been proved guilty. Now because of all the press he has probably been tarred for life.

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cybercarl wrote:What's this topical joke of the day. The sad thing is he's not even been proved guilty. Now because of all the press he has probably been tarred for life.

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No crap joke #105...

There's no smoke without fire Carl...

That poor Oscar Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on if all that press is to be believed...
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MacV2 wrote:...

That poor Oscar Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on if all that press is to be believed...
That's a cracker :D :lol:
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Lucky it wasn't the other way round- she'd have done a runner.

Still, he can always argue it's part of his Nordic Biathlon training.
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