Special weekend non crap joke...

[MacV2]

Honestly, you'll like this one it's about insurance...










Insurer's Questionnaire (for adding an extra partner):

1) Do you ever let her park? (if yes, 50% extra)

2) Is she blonde? (if yes, 20% extra)

3) Does she understand the difference between "left" and "right" (if not, 20% extra)

4) Do you ever let her read maps to ascertain directions? (if yes, 20% extra)

5) Does she understand that it is not always the safest thing to do to slam on the brakes immediately when travelling at 70mph in heavy traffic because there is a squirrel running across the road? (if not, 50% extra)

6) Does she have any other basic common sense failings that would impair her ability to drive a tricycle, never mind a car? Please list on the 35 pages of A4 provided, for a personalised quote.