Sunday best ?

[MacV2]

I've had an alarm fitted since the bloke next door had his house burgled..



























I don't want anyone coming in to steal his stuff back.


Wait it gets worse...
















A horse walks into a bar. The barman says, "Wait there. I'll go and get the chef."



















I'll get me balaclava & stripy jumper on the way out...

[Murv]

Little boy gets home from school and says "Dad, I've got a part in the school play as a man who's been married for 25 years."
His Dad replies "Never mind son, maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!!"

[VTRDark]

Very good Murv.

(:-})