Crap Joke is back...
Hold your sides Lads & girdle your titivation glands...
After ten years of doing almost nothing, my pet tortoise has got himself a girlfriend, is working out and has had his first fight.
He's really coming out of his shell.
Well worth waiting for IMHO...
Then there's this...
My mate just said, "What would be the slowest, most painful way to die?"
I said, "Being trampled to death by a herd of giant tortoises."