Crap Joke #122

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MacV2
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Crap Joke #122

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Don't try this at home...or whilst out TBH...







I got pulled over by a cop today for speeding.




I said to the cop "look mate, I'm in a hurry and know I was speeding, instead of a ticket, can I just make a donation to the Policeman's Ball?"





He replied, "policeman don't have balls"





So I said, "yeah, thats what I thought"















Move along there's nothing to see...
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VTRDark
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Re: Crap Joke #122

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

They are getting worse again.

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Re: Crap Joke #122

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:lol: :lol: :lol: that is funny as wombles
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