Crap Joke #125

[MacV2]

I've been arrested for robbing a bank dressed as a frog.




























It's the first time I've ever kermitted a crime.

[AMCQ46]

quick move from cross dressing to dressing up like a frenchman.........how low can you go

[MacV2]

quick move from cross dressing to dressing up like a frenchman.........how low can you go

This low...










Why do Scotsman wear kilt's ?
















Because the noise made by undoing a zip scares the sheep away...




















Allegedly, I seem to remember lloydie moaning about it once, possibly.








That low enough for you ?

[AMCQ46]

not even remotly low enough.........and the trick is to have the sheep cornered beforehand allegedly

[MacV2]

not even remotly low enough.........and the trick is to have the sheep cornered beforehand allegedly

I'll take that comment with a pinch of mint sauce...