Of course we're picky about who we let in! Can't let the standards drop! But if you've got a storm! Well! Just put that on your application form & I'm sure there'll be no problems

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You guys (and gals) can always visit in the meantime! Any stormer's got somewhere to stay in Queensland

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As for the underground chapter who drive 1973 Volvo Tanks, they're well known, but don't venture out too often (just on Sundays to church, Tuesdays to bowls & Thursdays to collect their pensions & do the shopping...). They're always easy to spot with their little parking lights glowing unceasingly through the haze. It can be an eerie sight, but they're becoming predictable. If you see one, you can be sure they're about to do one of two things. Either an unsignalled u-turn (usually due to the brain registering a little late that they've actually passed the bowls club) or just stop in the middle of the road. This happens because they haven't had their pills that morning & have forgotten where they're going. If you're prepared for this, they won't cause you a disturbance. In fact, if you're feeling a little bit naughty, you can approach one, call them granny (or grandpa) & you might score a few quid! This is what we call the justice system where as a group, they pay for their united (albeit unknowing) attack on society's roads. Give it a go & have a drink on me!
