Hunting bear.

[Kev L]

Bloke goes into a firearm retailer (or whatever you call them!) in the US and says to the the owner, "i'm going into the woods to hunt bear. I need a weapon that will do the job". The owner pulls out a shotgun and sells it to the hunter with a number of shells with the parting shot "That'll be plenty for the critters we got round here".
Off goes the hunter into the deep dark woods and after a few hours comes across a clearing. On the other side he see's the biggest bear he has ever seen. He stalks across the clearing to within range and let's the bear have both barells. The bear stands on it's back legs, turns, looks at the hunter, shakes it's head and walks toward him. It grabbed the hunter bends him over a rock and rogers him senseless.
The Hunter returns to the shop and say's "that gun was bloody useless, I need something bigger!" the owner brings out a rifle and some bullets. "This will sort it" he says, and off goes the hunter. He trecks back to the clearing, and again spies the bear. He takes aim and blasts the bear. Again the bear shook itself off and walks over to the hunter, with the same outcome.
The hunter returns to the shop and again tells the owner that he needs something bigger. The owner pulls out a bazooka and says "this will obliterate the motherf*cker!"
Off goes the hunter, walking very uncomfortably, back across the woods to the clearing, once again the bear is seated there. The hunter takes aim and releases the projectile in a storm of noise and smoke. As the smoke clears he can see the bear rising onto it's back legs and brushing himself down. The bear walks over to the hunter and bends him over and just before the act says "you're not here for the hunting are you young Virt?"
See Mac I can remember some old crap jokes!!

[Virt]

It's scary how well you know me...

[agentpineapple]

[lloydie]

Virt likes the large hairy ones :-)

[Virt]

This is one of the few times I hope Wicky doesn't appear with an image, normally they're amusing but

Yes lloydie, because you'd definitely know that