Crap Joke #127

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MacV2
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Crap Joke #127

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Just seen a mounted policeman outside Buckingham Palace.





" How long to train one of these then"





" About 2 Years" replied the copper...






I Said "Do you mind I was talking to the horse"
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Re: Crap Joke #127

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:lol: :lol: love it!
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The old joke about what animal has a Cnut halfway up it's back springs to mind. It's a Police horse by the way!!
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Re: Crap Joke #127

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Kev L wrote:The old joke about what animal has a Cnut halfway up it's back springs to mind. It's a Police horse by the way!!

:lol: :lol:


Here's one that should ring a few bells with you Kev...


My great uncle Jeffery is 101 and the doctors think his memory is finally going, but I disagree.



Not only can he tell exactly where he was when he heard about September 11th and Princess Diana's death.



He even remembers where he was at the end of World War Two, the JFK assassination and the first time Elvis walked on the moon.
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Re: Crap Joke #127

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My hatred for you grows with every syllable you post!!!! :lol:
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Re: Crap Joke #127

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Kev L wrote:My hatred for you grows with every syllable you post!!!! :lol:
Why ?

Don't tell me that you actually have a 101 year old uncle called Jeffery !
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Re: Crap Joke #127

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MacV2 wrote:
Kev L wrote:My hatred for you grows with every syllable you post!!!! :lol:
Why ?

Don't tell me that you actually have a 101 year old uncle called Jeffery !
no but his little brother is :lol:
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Re: Crap Joke #127

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Lloydie, calm it Kermit or it's the genital cuff for you again!!!! :lol:
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Re: Crap Joke #127

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Kev L wrote:Lloydie, calm it Kermit or it's the genital cuff for you again!!!! :lol:
i aint recovered from last time :oops: sorry kev :beer: :Group Hug:
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