Black smoke rose from my toaster this morning... a new pope tart has been chosen
I know I know I'll pick me cassock up on the way out...
TBH It was the only Pope joke I could find that didn't reference paedophilia with choir boys & technically it's wrong as it should be white smoke, but we all knew that didn't we...
Crap Joke #130
Crap Joke #130
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BigVeeGrin
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that is all-
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i think they were 
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That is a good one, I like it!MacV2 wrote:Black smoke rose from my toaster this morning... a new pope tart has been chosen
Who cares about the Pope, they all just old farts looking for old world order, How about appointing this guy as the new Pope, I bet ya he will have the biggest following of them all together
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I was listening to a discussion on the radio today and they were saying that part of the mix used to create white smoke, to announce the choice of a new Pope, is chloroform.
That must be good news for the many schoolboys, young priests and alter boys, the RC church having less chloroform to use for other "purposes"!
That must be good news for the many schoolboys, young priests and alter boys, the RC church having less chloroform to use for other "purposes"!
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Finally, I can sleep safely at nightKev L wrote:I was listening to a discussion on the radio today and they were saying that part of the mix used to create white smoke, to announce the choice of a new Pope, is chloroform.
That must be good news for the many schoolboys, young priests and alter boys, the RC church having less chloroform to use for other "purposes"!
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Not living between Al and Lloydie you can't fella!!
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Ye Gods another 'clean' Pope joke...
The two British cooks at the Vatican upset the new Pope this morning, his first day in office.
All Tina Smith and Marge Brown asked was, "Does the Pope want a Full English for breakfast?"
Apparently, annoyed by the Falklands situation, the new Pope was reported to have replied, quite tersely -
"Don't fry for me, Marge and Tina..."
The two British cooks at the Vatican upset the new Pope this morning, his first day in office.
All Tina Smith and Marge Brown asked was, "Does the Pope want a Full English for breakfast?"
Apparently, annoyed by the Falklands situation, the new Pope was reported to have replied, quite tersely -
"Don't fry for me, Marge and Tina..."
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
