Crap Joke #131

[MacV2]

Whilst out shopping Virt inadvertently left the Quorn he had purchased in the supermarket the other day.








He went back and asked, "Have you seen my vegetarian mince?"








The shop assistant replied, "No, but walk up and down and I'll give you my honest opinion".









Ba Boom Tishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh I say !

[Kev L]

Ooooooohhh no, don't Matron!!!!!!!!

[Virt]

Cruisin' for a bruisin' there buddy

[lumpyv]

that one actually ....















made me laugh.

[Kev L]

Cruisin' for a bruisin' there buddy

Mouth writing cheques your body can't cash there me old mucka!!!

[lloydie]

Cruisin' for a bruisin' there buddy

Mouth writing cheques your body can't cash there me old mucka!!!

im sensing a lot of sexual frustration from you two ! i think you two need to get a room

[MacV2]

Cruisin' for a bruisin' there buddy

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ohhhh me ribs me ribs...Stop it stop it the laughters killing me...

Hang on a min...

Cruisin ?? Bruisin ?? followed by a wink ??

You don't mean do you ?

Don't worry I wont bruise you I solemnly promise to use plenty of lube...

[Virt]

Getting jealous lloydie?

And Mac, that's not it. I have an extremely spikey chastity belt

[lloydie]

Getting jealous lloydie?

And Mac, that's not it. I have an extremely spikey chastity belt

no youth i had a good ride last night

[MacV2]

And Mac, that's not it. I have an extremely spikey chastity belt

PAH !

[Virt]

I already have enough permanent, mental scarring thank you very much llyodie

Why is everyone on this forum trying to get in my knicke- I mean underwear. Definitely underwear.

[edds11]

with every word is another ill defined promise

[lumpyv]

[VTRDark]

Here you go lumpy, you can't link drectly from google images LOL



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[lumpyv]

Here you go lumpy, you can't link drectly from google images LOL



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cheers carl ! a photo there for the teenagers.

isn't the weather sh1t

icy wind with a bit of drizzle on and off round here