Crap Joke #135

[MacV2]

Virt confessed to his mate, "I've started dressing up my chipolata as a clown before sex."














"That's a pretty weird fetish" he replied.














"It's not a fetish" he said, "it just hurts less when my girlfriend laughs at it."


















Sorry Virt you know its only a joke...












I mean you can't have any friends with hair like that !

[Virt]

She told me she wouldn't tell anyone!!!!

Pfft, I have plenty of friends. Nothing wrong with long-ish hair on guys, short hair makes me feel too cold Feel sorry for you in your old age and baldness

[AMCQ46]

And a good comeback from the sprog

[Virt]

Only problem is I'm way too shy to say anything like this in person, might have to cancel all ride-outs

[MacV2]

She told me she wouldn't tell anyone!!!!

Pfft, I have plenty of friends. Nothing wrong with long-ish hair on guys, short hair makes me feel too cold Feel sorry for you in your old age and baldness

Oh contrare(?) young Pup, I have a full head of lush hair...apart from the egg in the nest on top & the receding hair line at the front...