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>> He looked through the phone-book, found a full-page ad for a lady boy calling himself Vivacious Virt- a very sexy looking boy/girl, with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. All the right curves in all the right places, long hair down to his eyes, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, and good with computer programs, and Mac felt quite certain he could bounce a sixpence off Virts well-oiled butt. . . . . He figured, “What the heck, no-one will ever know! I’ll give him a call.”
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>> “Good evening Sir, how may I help you?”
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>> Oh my! He/she sounded sooooo sexy! Afraid he would lose his nerve if he hesitated, Mac rushed right in.
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>> “Hi. I hear you give a great massage. I’d like you to come to my hotel room and give me one. No, wait. I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone, and all I want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring toys. Rubber, leather, whips, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything. I’m ready! Now, how does that sound?”
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>> He said, “That sounds absolutely fantastic. But you need to press 9 for an outside line.”
