confession

[silver storm]

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it
>> has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with
>> Fannie Green every week for the last month."
>>
>> The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three
>> Hail Marys."
>>
>> Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two
>> months since my last confession. I have sinned with Fannie Green
>> twice a week for the last two months."
>>
>> This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?"
>> "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies
>>
>> "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Marys."
>>
>> "The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his
>> sermon when a tall, gorgeous woman enters the church. All the men's
>> eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down
>> in front of the Altar..
>>
>> Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald-green
>> shoes.
>> The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs
>> slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style.
>>
>> The priest turns to the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that
>> Fannie Green?"
>> The altar boy replies, ..................................
>> "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."

Stevie

[Virt]

Nice

[MacV2]

Dear Mr Silver Storm,

I have been instructed by my clients Messers Mac & Frank's ACME product corp. To inform you of potential copyright infringement on their ''Crap Joke'' series of crap jokes.

Please desist forthwith from using the numerical labelling system when posting jokes crap or otherwise.

My clients would be grateful if you would see fit to edit the title of the joke titled 'crap joke 138'.

I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you on a finely crafted joke with good build up & mirth some punch line.

However I do feel as does my client that it falls far below the standards so far set in the ''Crap Joke'' series in so much as that is actually funny rather than crap, thus belittling the far crappier jokes in the ''Crap Joke'' series of crap jokes.

I trust you will see fit to amend the aforementioned joke & prevent further action being taken by ourselves on behalf of our clients.

Yours Faithfully

Cyril Grabbit.

Senior Partner.

Grabbit, Twistem & Sue & Partners, Solicitors in Law.













Just to prove we are not stuffy old office types...

Here is a crap joke for you free of charge.


How many Solicitors dose it take to change a lightbulb ?



Just the one but he will charge you an exorbitant fee to do it even though he paid someone else a pittance to do it for him.

[silver storm]

Hi changed the heading never noticed it was the same person who posted all the crap jokes.
Stevie

[Virt]

Don't worry, it's only Mac and no one pays any attention to him!

[Kev L]

Wise words there young Virt.

[agentpineapple]

quality all round gents.............

[seb421]

liked that one!!

[MacV2]

Don't worry, it's only Mac and no one pays any attention to him!

One person does.

Sergi the ex KGB Siberian hitman that I happen to know on a purely professional basis.

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, if you know what I mean...

Sleep tight little Virt...


MAAAAAHAAAAAWWWW!

[MacV2]

Hi changed the heading never noticed it was the same person who posted all the crap jokes.
Stevie

Your co-operation in this mater has been duly noted, no further action will be taken.

Cyril Grabitt, Twistem & Sue ect ect

[Virt]

One person does.

Sergi the ex KGB Siberian hitman that I happen to know on a purely professional basis.

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, if you know what I mean...

Sleep tight little Virt...


MAAAAAHAAAAAWWWW!

Well this is awkward, he's my step brother maybe I can outpay your outstanding contact?

[VTRDark]

Hi changed the heading never noticed it was the same person who posted all the crap jokes.
Stevie

Now that is funny because it's true.




(:-})

[MacV2]

One person does.

Sergi the ex KGB Siberian hitman that I happen to know on a purely professional basis.

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, if you know what I mean...

Sleep tight little Virt...


MAAAAAHAAAAAWWWW!

Well this is awkward, he's my step brother maybe I can outpay your outstanding contact?

Yeah right, what with your student grant ?

[lloydie]

[Virt]

I'll let him keep whatever he finds on you/in your house