Dyno Dates.

[Virt]

Awesome, I'll make sure to buy the tobasco for the tea's before the 22nd then

[VTRDark]

buy the tobasco for the tea's before the 22nd then

How kind of you sir. Can we have Green tea please.

(:-})

[Virt]

buy the tobasco for the tea's before the 22nd then

How kind of you sir. Can we have Green tea please.

(:-})

It will only be green until I open the tobasco
Or whatever i decide to stick in the tea of all those who comment on my youth and, non-existant, homosexual tendencies. You're all buggered now!

[leevtr]

buy the tobasco for the tea's before the 22nd then

How kind of you sir. Can we have Green tea please.

(:-})

It will only be green until I open the tobasco
Or whatever i decide to stick in the tea of all those who comment on my youth and, non-existant, homosexual tendencies. You're all buggered now!

Not the wisest choice of words from someone claiming to be alpha male mate !!

[Virt]

Not the wisest choice of words from someone claiming to be alpha male mate !!

[callam_nffc]

Someone at my old job pissed me off non-stop so I pissed in his tea

[Virt]

Someone at my old job pissed me off non-stop so I pissed in his tea

YOU ARE NOT MAKING THE TEA. DO NOT THREATEN MY POSITION AS TEA-LADY!!!!

Bit extreme perhaps? Surely the smell would be too obvious?

[agentpineapple]

the best revenage story i have ever heard is from an old spanish friend of mine, many many years ago whilst working in a factory ,my friend and his mates used to eat there food at a little metal topped table, unknown to them at the time, a fellow worker who didn't like them, would rub his meat and two veg all over the table just before they would eat, proper disgusting, anyway one day they found out, so a few mins before they knew the bloke was about to do his disgusting thing, they took a blow torch and super heated the table top, according to my friend, the screams could be heard from the other side of the factory............justice done........

[Virt]

the best revenage story i have ever heard is from an old spanish friend of mine, many many years ago whilst working in a factory ,my friend and his mates used to eat there food at a little metal topped table, unknown to them at the time, a fellow worker who didn't like them, would rub his meat and two veg all over the table just before they would eat, proper disgusting, anyway one day they found out, so a few mins before they knew the bloke was about to do his disgusting thing, they took a blow torch and super heated the table top, according to my friend, the screams could be heard from the other side of the factory............justice done........

that hurts just to read

[playerone]

the best revenage story i have ever heard is from an old spanish friend of mine, many many years ago whilst working in a factory ,my friend and his mates used to eat there food at a little metal topped table, unknown to them at the time, a fellow worker who didn't like them, would rub his meat and two veg all over the table just before they would eat, proper disgusting, anyway one day they found out, so a few mins before they knew the bloke was about to do his disgusting thing, they took a blow torch and super heated the table top, according to my friend, the screams could be heard from the other side of the factory............justice done........

that's brilliant

[leevtr]

I had a lodger once, years back, who was an annoying inconsiderate tw@. One day I was in the bath and his toothbrush was within reach, so I cleaned my butt with it !!

[BigVeeGrin]

what the wombles was on your butt that needed toothbrush treatment or is it some form of essexism when bathing that we really don't want to know about

[leevtr]

what the wombles was on your butt that needed toothbrush treatment or is it some form of essexism when bathing that we really don't want to know about

I had a deep seated hatred for the bloke at that moment in time !!

[lloydie]

Lol

[callam_nffc]

Your all sick b8stard haha,

Virt I only had a small piss in it not a full mug job lol