Crap Joke #141 FAO AMcQ46

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Crap Joke #141 FAO AMcQ46

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''Close but no turds were directly mentioned in that joke............please produce the crap joke you have been advertising or I will demand my money back.

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:lol:
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:clap: :clap: :clap:
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Much better, advertising standards no longer required to investigate the misguiding title :thumbup:
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AMCQ46 wrote:Much better, advertising standards no longer required to investigate the misguiding title :thumbup:

Ah, but it's not a misleading title is it, because they are crap jokes would you not agree ?

If they were jokes about crap the title would reflect this ie ''two craps walked in to a bar''


Two craps walked into a bar, they both went splat.

Now that is a crap joke about crap & is crap. How much crap do you want in a joke ?

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That's just a load of crap !
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More crap for you...






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May have to start a new runs of crap crap jokes at this rate...
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That's craptastic :D
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