Crap Joke #138

[MacV2]

At last the real Crap Joke #138...


Kinda sums it all up really.


A bloke went to the doctors complaining of hearing strange voices coming from his pants...


























The Doc said 'ignore them, they're talking baldrocks'...

[VTRDark]

That's a good one.

(:-})

[AMCQ46]

best yet.

but I still waiting for the joke about crap!

[lloydie]

[MacV2]

best yet.

but I still waiting for the joke about crap!

Try...


http://www.vtr1000.org/phpBB3/viewtopic ... 17&t=27795

It's got some crap in it if you haven't had a good clear out first...

[AMCQ46]

close but no turds were directly mentioned in that joke............please produce the crap joke you have been advertising or I will demand my money back.

Angry of Solihull

[Virt]

close but no turds were directly mentioned in that joke............please produce the crap joke you have been advertising or I will demand my money back.

Angry of Solihull

The pensioners are rising!!!

Well not literally, you're probably still stuck in your arm chair I'm guessing

[NHSH]

almost like "Stop playing pocket ping pong you bludgers"
Oh sorry, that is a bit more Aussie slang... I think...

[VTRDark]

I watch enough Aussie soaps to get it

Right, must go have some tucker.

(:-})

[NHSH]

I watch enough Aussie soaps to get it

Right, must go have some tucker.

(:-})

How about a steak on the Barbie?

[VTRDark]

It would have to be Tuna Steak for me. And with the weather here it would have to be an indoor barbie mate. Nothing wong with the XXXX though and I can see the pub

(:-})

[NHSH]

It would have to be Tuna Steak for me. And with the weather here it would have to be an indoor barbie mate. Nothing wong with the XXXX though and I can see the pub

(:-})

The weather here is not much better mate, it's snowing outside as we speak.
I need some beer tonight, in fact I will go later with another fellow VTR rider to this event later called Europeans of Boston to get some drinks and socialize a bit.