Crap Joke #146

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Crap Joke #146

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"What seems to be the trouble?" the doctor asked me.




"I'm a bit worried about this big lump under my arm." I explained.





"Just pop your chipolata out please Mr Spanish." he said.





"Is that really necessary?" I asked.






"Yes, it's been a wombles awful day so far, and I need a good laugh."
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Re: Crap Joke #146

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Ha ha :lol:
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Trouble is he can't find it lol
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He's not rising to it Mac.

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Re: Crap Joke #146

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cybercarl wrote:He's not rising to it Mac.

(:-})
Well no he wouldn't, that's another problem for another doctor... :lol:

Besides there's not much to rise...allegedly.
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