Crap Joke #159

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Crap Joke #159

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A mate won £6600 on the Grand National yesterday, he chose the winner because his wife's middle name is Aurora, what a result !











I tried something similar but they wouldn't take the bet, apparently 'The Old Nag' wasn't running.
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Well done that is crap no go Stand in the corner and face the wall .
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lloydiecbr wrote:Well done that is crap no go Stand in the corner and face the wall .
Cor make your mind up, do I or don't I...?

''no go stand in cornner...'' :confused
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NOW .
Fooking sausage fingers ain't easy to use at the ice rink !
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lloyde....ice rink... :confused
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He does the Coventry version of Dancing on Ice with his man dog as a partner :D
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AMCQ46 wrote:He does the Coventry version of Dancing on Ice with his man dog as a partner :D
Don't spoil it for everyone :-(
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After I got back form the ice rink my daughter and I took the man eating beast for a walk .
When we got back it had a bath and given it teddy and went for a nap
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now thats scary, lloydie are you in training for britains got talent....loydie and man dog on ice, i can see this on at wembley arena...... :lol: :lol:
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I wouldn't pay to see it lol
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lloydiecbr wrote:I wouldn't pay to see it lol
I'd pay to see it, pay for a camera and risk a fine to record it. Having leverage to blackmail with is the best feeling ever :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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