Crap Joke #160

[MacV2]

"What have you got our son for his 3rd birthday?" my wife asked. "I hope its nothing that only to benefit you again."



"What you on about?" I asked.



She said, "Well you bought him an XBox for his 1st and a bottle of whiskey for his 2nd."



I said, "Well if you must know, I've got him a bike."



"A Thomas the Tank one?"







"No, a Honda SP2," I replied.

[Virt]

someone's very lucky then!!

[MacV2]

someone's very lucky then!!

Yeah me...I anit got no kids !

[Virt]

fair play. I don't. Even though I know people younger than me who do!

[AMCQ46]

someone's very lucky then!!

Yeah me...I anit got no kids !

and the human race thank Darwin for that

[VTRDark]

Yeah me...I anit got no kids !

I didn't know you cared so much about the environment.

(:-})

[MacV2]

fair play. I don't. Even though I know people younger than me who do!

The main thing is that they grow up (?) into smart butt good for nothing lazy lippy teenagers !

[MacV2]

Yeah me...I anit got no kids !

I didn't know you cared so much about the environment.

(:-})

I always recycle Carl...mainly jokes TBH but it's still recycling init...

[MacV2]

someone's very lucky then!!

Yeah me...I anit got no kids !

and the human race thank Darwin for that

Said it before Al, but the thought of mini Mac's running around kind of scares me !

[Virt]

fair play. I don't. Even though I know people younger than me who do!

The main thing is that they grow up (?) into smart butt good for nothing lazy lippy teenagers !

I know right, it's hard work raising kids to be like me

[agentpineapple]

Said it before Al, but the thought of mini Mac's running around kind of scares me !


it ferking terrifies me...........the stuff nightmares....

[lloydie]

Little Mac's no no no the world can't handle one lol

[VTRDark]

We already have a load of Mac mini's.

(:-})