Man down

[agentpineapple]

thats great news....
he's on the road to recovery..........
i might pay him a visit in the near future.

[Wicky]

as he has regained the power to wipe his own butt.

Best to use kittens as they lick themselves clean afterwards for reuse. MCN is too crinkly. Alternatively plug his hole with the banana on his bedside table.

Poor Mac looks nicely medicated, well done for leaving him the supplements!

[edds11]

quick question, can he use a keyboard yet, hope you mend well fella, see you soon, well done everyone who has been able to assist .true friends

[lloydie]

quick question, can he use a keyboard yet,

i think he will spank the plank first

[AMCQ46]

Good many tony, you have covered all the essentials and then gave him a lift home

Come on mac, if you can wipe your ate you can switch on your laptop....get frank to type for you

[VTRDark]

Nice one Tony. I bet they had enough of him. Fast turn around these days in hospital, they want the bed. He's lucky to have some meds. Maybe I could visit him and get some too.

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[VTRDark]

Come on mac, if you can wipe your ate you can switch on your laptop....get frank to type for you

He's got no excuse as he could use speach recognition. His computer must have accessibility features for the disabled.

(:-})

[MacV2]

This is what happens when you try to get the £20 your owed by Al out of his wallet ! Massive feckin snap traps...

Yes he's back sense of humour fully intact...

Can just about type...I might try a hand shandy with lefty it's massively swollen...

My groin is nicely mangled as that's where the put the cannula in ...



Now that Kin hurt...going in...being there & coming out!

Lots of bruising in some very strange places. Right wrist is badly broken bone in 4 or 5 bits, screwed & plated, Left elbow er cap is split in two & has been plated. Other than that a chip off me hip nowt to worry about & a graze on me shin.

I Can walk & don't dribble any more than I used to, so all is relatively well. I can be rebuilt. Ole Red is in a bad way but is only a few lumps of metal & plastic...time will tell on that one.

Thank you for all the well wishes, they are very much appreciated.

The Nursing staff were all marvellous & I did apologise to the night staff that had to deal with me when I came out of theatre, unsurprisingly they said don't be so silly we have dealt with far worse...

The DRUGS were good, but bung you up something rotten had my first movement today since Sunday morning, thanks to some laxative & then suppository's administered by a very nice young Polish nurse named Lisa...

[VTRDark]

had my first movement today

What... they released you before you got anything out. They must have been desperate for that bed.

Did they let you keep the dress.

(:-})

[MacV2]

had my first movement today

What... they released you before you got anything out. They must have been desperate for that bed.

Did they let you keep the dress.

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No dress but i came home in some nice NHS jim jams, all I had was the pants & socks I was wearing on the Sunday, everything else was cut off me.

So I came home in NHS jim jams & me race boots...

[BigVeeGrin]

good stuff Mac, great to see you on the mend. Good job Tony gave you a lift, you'd be arrested and taken to see those in white coats trying to use pub transport in that get up

[MacV2]

Today I have had the biggest dump ever in the history of logging !

must of been about two foot long !

Double flush for sure...

Had a carer come round & wash me...which was interesting as she lives in the village...

Spoke to the insurance co & did it all over the phone which is good as filling out forms is not gonna be easy, even spoke to the m/c engineers, who claim that they get parts cheap from Honda, but I have sent him some pics, think the frame will kill it.

Balls rolling on that then.

[MacV2]

M/C engineer has looked at pics that I sent him & has already mailed me back saying it looks like a total loss...

R.I.P. 'Ole Red...



Maybe it will rise again & truly become Frankenstorm !

[agentpineapple]

hope your feeling a little fresher after your visit......
deffo agree with the m/c engineer....total loss because of the frame...
you should be able to buy it back as long as its a cat c, tony has a frame and we will all chip in with bits, frankenstien will live again, sort out some higher bars for your wrist and bobs your uncle fanny's your aunt.

[VTRDark]

total loss because of the frame...

That's insanity as the frame is not bent or anything, All it is, is a small hole where the front fairing bracket lug has snapped. Sometimes I think it's just easier and less paperwork for the insurance to write something off and pay out cash, rather than get it repaired. It's no loss to them as they just increase premiums because they splash out more cash in write off's than what they would be by getting repairs. Insurance scumbags.

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