The stazi got me, the sneeky gits!

Squiffythewombat · Post by **Squiffythewombat** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 12:53 am

Off i go down my favourite road, taking every bend perfectly, the setting sun creating a beatuiful backdrop, the roads and empty and im happy! The smile on my face is priceless as i pull into my regular petrol station!

HOWEVER

what i didnt see was the biker cop who just happened to be sitting on the garage forecourt pulling over various bikes just waiting to sadistically wipe the smile from my face! I have barely switched of my engine when i get the "thats very loud inst it...."...he takes one look at the can and its "i'll have to issue you a ticket for these"

so the long and short of it means i have 14days to put the stock cans back on and send this cruddy bit of counicl bog roll paper back to the police after being signed by my garage!

I LOVED THOSE CANS :-( *SOBS*

anyone want to buy some ART race cans, lol!
i blame you kaz, LOL! ;-)

Squiffy, the now rather annoyed wombat!

Sharpe1 · Post by **Sharpe1** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:15 am

Just stick them back on after you've passed.

vtr vicki · Post by **vtr vicki** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:44 am

Ho no poor Squiffy,

what did you have on under your leathers

It makes the world of difference, you should try a low cut t shirt and perhaps a good push up bra.
When Mr Plod walks towards you simply pull down zip on your leathers and smile the change in his attitude will surprise you.
Works for me anyway

d&s · Post by **d&s** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:48 am

You girls are unreal, From a poor bloke getting his cans off, to a chick getting her rocks off.

How much for the ro........ oops I mean cans?

Squiffythewombat · Post by **Squiffythewombat** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:55 am

yeah, normaly i do pull the clutch in but this was a petrol station and the little b8stard was just sitting there waiting for bikers to pull in!

vicky, i dont think flashing the guy with my man breasts would be such a good idea, LOL!

Do i have to pay the mot fee to get the docket stamped does anyone know?

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:53 am

Viki Said

what did you have on under your leathers
It makes the world of difference, you should try a low cut t shirt and perhaps a good push up bra.
When Mr Plod walks towards you simply pull down zip on your leathers and smile

Thanks for the info Viki I'll be issueing you a ticket for unfair play in a minute.
Now how do you intend to get out of that

Pete.l

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:00 am

And another big ticket for you too Kaz
Fancey even suggesting such a thing

Pete.l

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 1:50 pm

Successfully tried that method m'self too, Vicki! Works every time... Especially if it's a nurse's shirt with a few top buttons accidentally missed.

sparky750 · Post by **sparky750** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:17 pm

squiffy if your friendly with the garage they should charge you about 20 quid to do the work and stamp it up then another 20 quid to put em back on again

i've just fitted the same cans to mine so when i get it back the same will be happening to me

so since my tits arent great false plate and take chase

yellafella · Post by **yellafella** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 6:45 pm

Vicki ! Would never have thought it of you ! Did'nt strike me as being that sort of girl !!!!

EGG · Post by **EGG** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:59 pm

Squiffythewombat wrote: Do i have to pay the mot fee to get the docket stamped does anyone know?

Squiffy go to your local bike place service side tell them the score be nice and they might just stamp the thing. I certainly would not have to pay for it. Just butter them up a bit.

Squiffythewombat · Post by **Squiffythewombat** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:00 pm

thats what im hoping, have you any idea what a "fair" price to pay would be so i now im not getting ripped off? (i never use shops as i have a mecanic)

EGG · Post by **EGG** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 5:34 pm

F**K ALL sounds about right.

sparky750 · Post by **sparky750** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:40 pm

anything over 20 quid is too much really

Squiffythewombat · Post by **Squiffythewombat** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 7:04 pm

Cool, hopefully i'll do all that tommorow, will let you know how i get on!