How many BMW drivers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None... If it's their bloody indicators.
Crap joke #169
Crap joke #169
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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And the BMW dealer will want £90 for running the diagnostic tester to confirm which light is triggering the warning lamp...even though they are all working!! And then want £40 for fixing the corroded terminal
As you can imagine I told them to f off, and I still have the warning lamp on
It's a mini, but it's the same workshop and charging structure ... Tossers
As you can imagine I told them to f off, and I still have the warning lamp on

It's a mini, but it's the same workshop and charging structure ... Tossers
AMcQ
Re: Crap joke #169
That's about right.
Talking about BM's, I saw the most beautiful looking bike the other day. Wasn't sure what modal it was so I just looked it up. A BMW S1000 RR in Black
I have expensive tastes.
(:-})
Talking about BM's, I saw the most beautiful looking bike the other day. Wasn't sure what modal it was so I just looked it up. A BMW S1000 RR in Black

(:-})
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My mate has a K1200S and his ABS has just failed.
BMW want £1,500 + fitting to fix it!!
A quick Google search and it appears it's probably just the brushes on the pump motor sticking. So hopefully it will cost £0 to fix.
BMW want £1,500 + fitting to fix it!!
A quick Google search and it appears it's probably just the brushes on the pump motor sticking. So hopefully it will cost £0 to fix.

'02 VTR1000-FY Yellow.
'12 Moto Guzzi Griso 8V SE Tenni.
'12 Moto Guzzi Griso 8V SE Tenni.