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Kev L
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Skint

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Mac walks into his local and asks the barman for a pint of anything except Stella. The Barman asks, "what's wrong with Stella?"
Mac says "I had 12 pints of Stella last night and when I came round I was f**king skint!"
The barman says "I think you'll find 12 pints of any lager will cost about the same."

Mac replies "I know that, Skint's my dog!!"
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Re: Skint

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ba boom tish!!!!!
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Hairy biker
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Ha ha I like that one, I'm gonna use that :lol:
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Re: Skint

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Hairy biker wrote:Ha ha I like that one, I'm gonna use that :lol:
Make sure the barman knows you're joking!! You get really weird looks otherwise :( :oops: :oops:
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Re: Skint

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That is very good, I like it. :lol: :lol:

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I don't like it...


Poor old Skint...
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