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AMCQ46
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History of the condom : -I've always been a student of history but I didn't know this:

In 1272, the Welsh invented the condom, using a Sheep's lower intestine.

In 1873, the English refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the Sheep first.

Don't thank me. I do this as a public service for the advancement of education.


I have no idea where Lloydie fits in this.............he clearly has some welsh in him [and so does the sheep] :D
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hence the saying yaki bar
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Yes I have welsh origins and still have a house there (till its sold ) and find this joke very offensive to the local lambs whom didn't receive the respect for all the years of testing that took/takes place to help reduce the population .
Oh and the best lube is mint sauce :-)
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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How many condoms does it take to make a tyre?

365 make a good year.





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Redthunder wrote:How many condoms does it take to make a tyre?

365 make a good year.





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