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Crap joke #180

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There's been an explosion at the paint factory where my brother works.

















He's missing, presumed red.



Ba Boom Splosh....
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:lol:
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He's missing but very slowly!!
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fingers crossed they'll find him black and blue........ba boom tish!!!!
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Hopefully he'll be all white :lol:
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no matter how badly he is hurt, his injuries will teal in time...... :lol:
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It's ok I just heard that they found him...

He was trapped under a load of cans but they could hear him yella...
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Yup he'll... brush...... his experience away.... given time :D
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It's got to be said "his names not Matt by any chance".....I know... not funny.... best just gloss over it
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ChrisC wrote:It's got to be said "his names not Matt by any chance".....I know... not funny.... best just gloss over it
I second that emulsion. 8)
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This all sound a bit fish-eye to me !
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He's all safe & ok if a little dazed by his colourful experience, just a little thinners...

You could say 'Oil based well that ends well'
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MacV2 wrote:He's all safe & ok if a little dazed by his colourful experience, just a little thinners...

You could say 'Oil based well that ends well'
oil based well that blends wells........... :wink:
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They are going to send in a Heath and Safety officer to investigate. No doubt it will be a whitewash....
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GreenEyedGecko wrote:They are going to send in a Heath and Safety officer to investigate. No doubt it will be a whitewash....
If not a cover up...a right tosh job.
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