"Thanks for taking me out for my birthday, Mac. I can't remember anything after you bought me that drink in the White Swan!"
"That'll be your Alzheimer's."
"Don't be daft. It was that cocktail."
"I very much doubt it."
"Whatever. Where are you?"
"I'm at the bar. Come out of the toilet and drink your cocktail, Kev."
All in jest Kevsta, how you feeling ?
