New Drive Thru Cash Dispenser

Pete.L · Post by **Pete.L** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:55 am

-------------------------------PRESS RELEASE---------------------------------
Halifax Building Society is very pleased to announce that they are installing new "Drive Thru" Cash Dispensers.

To enable customers to gain maximum benefit from this new facility they have conducted intensive behavioural studies to come up with the appropriate procedures for their use.

AS FOLLOWS:

Procedures for MALE customers

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Wind down your car window
3. Insert your card into machine and enter PIN
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
5. Retrieve card, cash, and receipt
6. Wind up window
7. Drive off

Procedures for FEMALE customers

1. Drive up to the cash machine
2. Reverse the required distance to align car window with cash machine
3. Re-start the stalled engine
4. Wind down the window
5. Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to find card
6. Turn the radio down
7. Attempt to insert card into machine
8. Open car door to allow easier access to cash machine due to its excessive distance from the car
9. Insert card
10. Re-insert card the right way up
11. Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN number written on the inside back page
12. Enter PIN
13. Press "cancel", and re-enter correct PIN
14. Enter amount of cash required
15. Check make-up in rear view mirror
16. Retrieve cash and receipt
17. Empty handbag again, to locate purse and place cash inside
18. Place receipt in back of chequebook
19. Re-check make-up
20. Drive forward 2 metres
21. Reverse back to cash machine
22. Retrieve card
23. Re-empty handbag, locate card holder, and place card into slot provided
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles
26. Release handbrake.

yellafella · Post by **yellafella** » Wed Jun 29, 2005 6:49 pm

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:42 am

I have a really witty come-back for that somewhere... I think it's in my other bag.

EGG · Post by **EGG** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:27 pm

CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stormin Ben · Post by **Stormin Ben** » Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:24 pm

VTR1000KAZ wrote:yeah... but what it don't tell you in the first instance was that the woman had to find the blokes cash card for him, because 'he'd checked everywhere and couldn't find it' even before he got in the car

That sounds about right -except that the only reason the woman knew where it was was that she had 'tidied it up' in the first place

Ben

vtr vicki · Post by **vtr vicki** » Tue Jul 05, 2005 12:14 am

What kind of foolish woman lets a man have money in his bank account